So I was talking to Tatay about how I thought it was high time that I learned how to drive something else besides Leonardo (my bicycle).
He got all serious, like he always does when people start talking about cars. He told me that we could both save up for it. I often need specifics on monetary issues so I asked him exactly how we were going to split it up and how much I would be expected to contribute.
"Ah, pag half-half kita."
"Half-half. 20 it akon, 80 it imo."
I am now certain that I am not adopted. I finally know where I got my crazy Math skills from.