urbanize your vocab

I for one, think that Urbandictionary.com is one of the most genius inventions ever. It's a website where regular people, and often times, the not so regular ones, (the crazy ones that I have stronger affinity with) put down their definitions of random words. Not only is it immensely helpful (I say that without a trace of sarcasm. Lol), it is hugely entertaining as well. And if I have learned anything about myself for the last 21 years that I have, well, been living with myself, it's the fact that I would love anything entertaining. I could witness someone hurt himself and be amused. I could watch someone on " Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader?" say that Europe is a country and be rolling on the floor (it's really pretty sad, actually). I could watch someone ruin his speech in front of a big crowd and be entertained.

Schadenfreude, bitches. :)

Going back to Urban Dictionary, my friends Myrtle and Joyce and I would sometimes spend the afternoon looking up random words on the website and killing ourselves with laughter. It was specially hilarious when we came across definitions of these weird, unfathomable teenage American celebrities that teeny boppers all over the world have made it their sole mission in life to follow on Twitter.

Example:

Miley Cyrus - "Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing."

definition by: metallkidd93

Yes, exactly. I thought Chuck Norris was indestructible too!!!

If you're still not sold, here's another one. Still on Miley Cyrus because she's just so adorable and talented that it wrenches my guts out.

Miley Cyrus - "Hitler combined with the average head cheerleader."

definition by: OliviaaaC.

Now, you see why my friends and I get such a hang out of Urban Dictionary? Yeah, I bet you still don't, so I prepared some of my favorite definitions of random words:

1. Beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Homer Simpson

The reason I get up in the morning and pass out at night. - Funk Naz-T

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite sex look better. - smoog

2. Pizza

Greatest food ever. Otherwise known as the 7th food group and the most needed. - Skiff

The food of the gods. - Ky'lath

3. PETA

People Easting Tasty Animals. - Big Bad Bastard

A hypocritical organization that will never be successful in the Arctic regions, Siberia, New Zealand, the desert regions of Australia, Muslim-dominated countries, China, Scotland, Iceland, and the developing nations of Africa, Asia, Central America, or South America.

Also notice that the People of Ethical Treatment of Animals seem to favor the cute, cuddly-wuddly, furry animals. What about the insects and arachnids? What about the fish, mollusks, and crustaceans? What about the bacteria? What about the reptiles? What about humans? Don't they all have rights too? Would it be animal cruelty if one washes with antibacterial soap? - sarcastic

4. HBO

A silent reaper. By day, it shows movies that we all love! By night, it's a porn channel! - TheNightReaper

Horrible Body Odor. - Daeron B

5. Indie Music

A band that sucks so bad that they're not able to get a label. - The True Tune Lover

Musicians who probably learned all that they know from The Beatles.

-PrefersBigLableMusicLikeSouljaB

Urbanize your vocab and have some good 'ol fun!